Miley Cyrus’ New Video for “Dooo It” Is The Most Whack Thing I Have Ever Seen [VIDEO]

Miley's new video is eight kinds of crazy, y'all. Can you watch the whole thing?Are you tough enough? This is a HARDCORE challenge, okay? This new "music video" is NOT SAFE FOR WORK and, you know what, it's probably not safe for life in general.

MILEY.

GIRL.

What where you thinking? What are you even ON? I mean, what did I just watch? Am I on some kind of list now? Is it cool if I go take a shower? I feel dirty.

Don't get me wrong, readers: I LIKE buckwild Miley. Hannah Montana was suuuuper lame, so I am happy to see Miley doing her own thing. I think the work she's doing with her Happy Hippy Foundation is awesome.

But HOO BOY. This "video." Maybe it's art and I just don't understand it because I come from people whose idea of a fancy dinner is Olive Garden. Maybe my white trashedness is compromising my ability to appreciate art.

She's just being Miley, but... This video is whack.

I warn you: this is NSFW & NSFL (language, innuendo, general grossness). If you think you're brave enough, the video is below. Take some nausea medicine before you watch it. Seriously. Pop that Dramamine NOW. Don't say I didn't warn you...