Jokes and Goats: The Cold Weather Edition Part 2

Wait, what happened?  It was sunny and 75 yesterday.  Today, sleet and 32.  Sounds like a cruel joke from Mother Nature.  Oh, let's see who gets the last laugh with the return of 'Jokes and Goats: The Cold Weather Edition Part 2.'

Yes, back by popular demand a collection of truly lame jokes related to cold weather. Then, the grand finale delivers a fine video presentation of goats yelling like humans. It doesn't get much better than this. Hey, it may be our last chance to feature cold weather jokes. So, let's make the most of it.

Here we go, with a special thanks to Jokes4us.com!

Q: Where do seals go to see movies?
A: The dive-in!

Q: What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck?
A: "Want to go for a spin?"

Q: How do you keep from getting cold feet?
A: Don't go around BRRfooted!

Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."

Q: Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?
A: They're both below C level!

And finally,

Q: What did the walrus say when it was late?
A: "I would have been here sooner, but my iceberg hit a ship."

If you're gut wasn't already hurting from laughing (or from throwing up in disgust), we take it up another level goats yelling like humans!