The sweltering weather around T-Town this week brings up the perfect opportunity for the triumphant return of 'Jokes and Goats!'  Yes, a series of really lame jokes to fit the special occasion, which in this case is the heat. Plus, serving as the cherry on top of this treat, a funny video compilation of goats yelling like humans.

Looking back on the archives, Tax Day is the last time this feature has been done, the return is long over due. Okay, maybe this isn't really that popular, but I love it anyway! As the saying goes, when life hands you lemons, make lemonade. That lemonade sure would hit the spot right now, I'm thirsty.

Here we go, lame hot weather jokes from the fine folks at Yuks 'R' Us! Feel free to share with others, everyone will love you for it! Trust me.

All of these jokes start with the same opening question, "how hot is it?' This is followed by "it's so hot that" and epic punch line.

Are you ready for this? Let's go!

How hot is it?

It's so hot that... farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them
from laying hard boiled eggs!

It's so hot that... cows are giving evaporated milk!

It's so hot that... the birds had to pick up the worms with potholders!

It's so hot that... I saw squirrels fanning their nuts!

It's so hot that... Satan decided to take the day off!

And, it's so hot that... the soup can directions say, "just pour and eat!"

Now, we close out this edition of Joke and Goats: Hot Weather Edition with a zany video collection of goats yelling like humans! See below.

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